Why in the fuck does family feel the need to throw religion in my path? Do I look like I need serious saving?
Lets take my step -dad for instance. A dedicated bible reader that preatches to all, "you must be saved or you will go to hell" what ever. Just last week as I sat at the breakfast table he jumped up on his rickidy (and ready to tumble) soap box and with his passionless voice started to read passages of the bible to me because he feels I need saving. This coming from a man that hates Homosexuals (he prefers to call Fags), African Americans (I seriously don't want to even type the word that he uses), makes fun of people in need Welfare (he calls them trashy) and at this point, I thinks he hates Mexicans.
How does this man possibly think he is a man of God???
Well, God may pulling a fast one on him...................................
My Step-Father has a Gay Brother, a Black Brother-in-Law , his daugher is knocked up and will need Welfare assistance, and he's married to my mom that is 100% mexican!
Well fancy that Fucker!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Black Friday
So, Black Friday......
Why is everybody in such a cluster fuck of a rush? Who made up the rule and why do so many follow? I'm sure if poisoned punch was available it would have also been taken. I don't get it.
What ever happened to simpler times when it was the thought that counted more than the extravagance of the gift? So much pressure is put towards spending money that most don't have. What happened to us? When did we become so materialistic? Tell Me!
Speaking about Black Friday, while working at "The Mother Ship" on black Friday some asshole returned her used turkey pan because she was unsatisfied with the way her turkey came out. Oh did I forget to mention the fact that she brought it back dirty dripping with thick grease and pieces of turkey skin stuck to it? She didn't even have the consideration to take the fucking thing outside and hose it down! What nerve! What has this world come to? Oh and to top it off we at "The Mother Ship" kiss every ones ass so we accepted her return with a smile.
Why is everybody in such a cluster fuck of a rush? Who made up the rule and why do so many follow? I'm sure if poisoned punch was available it would have also been taken. I don't get it.
What ever happened to simpler times when it was the thought that counted more than the extravagance of the gift? So much pressure is put towards spending money that most don't have. What happened to us? When did we become so materialistic? Tell Me!
Speaking about Black Friday, while working at "The Mother Ship" on black Friday some asshole returned her used turkey pan because she was unsatisfied with the way her turkey came out. Oh did I forget to mention the fact that she brought it back dirty dripping with thick grease and pieces of turkey skin stuck to it? She didn't even have the consideration to take the fucking thing outside and hose it down! What nerve! What has this world come to? Oh and to top it off we at "The Mother Ship" kiss every ones ass so we accepted her return with a smile.
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