Black Friday

So, Black Friday......
Why is everybody in such a cluster fuck of a rush? Who made up the rule and why do so many follow? I'm sure if poisoned punch was available it would have also been taken. I don't get it.
What ever happened to simpler times when it was the thought that counted more than the extravagance of the gift? So much pressure is put towards spending money that most don't have. What happened to us? When did we become so materialistic? Tell Me!

Speaking about Black Friday, while working at "The Mother Ship" on black Friday some asshole returned her used turkey pan because she was unsatisfied with the way her turkey came out. Oh did I forget to mention the fact that she brought it back dirty dripping with thick grease and pieces of turkey skin stuck to it? She didn't even have the consideration to take the fucking thing outside and hose it down! What nerve! What has this world come to? Oh and to top it off we at "The Mother Ship" kiss every ones ass so we accepted her return with a smile.